Emerald Gryphon

Ramblings from an ex-squid on politics, religion, current events, and whatever else catches my attention.

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5th annual International EATAPETA Day!

Posted by emeraldgryphon on Thursday, 15 March 2007

So, apparently it is the 5th annual “Eat a tasty animal for PETA” day, or EATAPETA. This all began when a blogger named Meryl Yourish objected to PETA conflating KFC killing chickens for food with the Holocaust. I don’t know how I missed this for the last 4 years, but this is a holiday I can really sink my teeth into. (pun fully intended!) And no, I don’t discriminate along species lines when it comes to meat. If it once cast a shadow, I’ll eat it.




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Cats with Guns!! (OHNOES)

Posted by emeraldgryphon on Wednesday, 14 February 2007

So a friend at work reminds me it’s Mental Health day…..

Reminds me of the old joke about the definition of stress : That confusion created when the mind overrides the bodies’ basic desire to choke the living shit out of some idiot who desperately needs it.


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